I don't care for pulling the trigger on ladies. Rather, I lean toward making a gesture of blowing them kisses. On the other hand, Anne Muiruri as of late hit men cowardly, blaming them for negative behavior patterns that irritate ladies. What's more, as a man who knows which side of his bread is buttered, I'm furnishing a proportional payback — with regards to my imperiled species.
For one thing, ladies with poor obtaining society. When you loan them a thing, it takes joined intercession of Recce Squad, Interpol and worldwide situating satellite (GPS) gadget to track it down. It takes a yelling match for such sorts to pay an obligation. They lose you're signed, keepsake book and go like, "Aki woiye! I'm extremely sad". Sorry ni wewe! Pay up!
At that point there're those you take to a live show, and without an ounce of disgrace, begin yelling the name of the celeb in front of an audience, communicating undying affection for him while — get this — immovably roosted on your shoulders. What cheek! Then again, you pay her entrance expense to an overrated party, just for her to vanish and continue showing up, requesting a beverage. Parasites!
Group whiners and tattles. They are continually grumbling and belittling anyone as well as their alleged 'closest companions forever' (BFFs). When you see three of them chuckling together, you would believe they're best of amigos. Be that as it may, hold up until one is away. You require huge resolve to smother yawns when listening to such whiners. Go ahead Miss Jealous. Quit scoffing at cuter ladies and those dressed superior to anything you. Will you?
Young ladies, in this hard monetary times, no man needs you to appear for a date with a ravenous, parched group. It's such characters who, regardless of being weaned on nearby brew brands, requests extravagant, remote beverages — simply on the grounds that the man said 'don't hesitate to request anything you need'. They mishandle men's liberality and request for nourishment that cost far too much, which, annoyingly, they toy with — and just eat the serving of mixed greens. These gathering poopers drift around like falcons, making it troublesome for the man to administer the extremely critical nectar covered verses to his object of longing.
Great Lord, Miss Freebies, didn't your mom show you men despise destitute ladies?! This lady likes free things. Free tickets, free beverages, free rides. Free! Free! Free! You would be excused for considering "Free" is her center name in light of the fact that on the off chance that you yelled "free" when she's inside of earshot, odds are she will look over. Young ladies, listen and listen great. Free things dependably frequent. Spend your money. That, all things considered, is the thing that uniformity — which you generally yell about from housetops — is about. There's no such thing as a free lunch
At that point we have irritating sorts who interfere with games. Your Arsenal FC is trailing Manchester United. What's more, exactly when you're holding your breath over an objective mouth scuffle, the shenzi lady jabs you in the ribs and shouts, "Awww... that Manchester buddy is so charming". Additionally, enough of the sweeping judgment of men. Only in light of the fact that one undermined you, don't call all men mutts. There are numerous decent fellows out there, simply don't request that me where discover them. Go figure!
Women, playing hard to get is so out of vogue. Men have no opportunity to interpret those blended signs. It's either a "yes" or "no" — right now. To wrap things up, women, must you duplicate dress? As of now, every lady in Nairobi claims this wrap like skirt with high contrast stripes.
Is that Kenya's new national dress? I more likely than not missed the notice. Others demand putting on miniskirts notwithstanding when it's unmistakable Mary Quant didn't have them at the top of the priority list when imagining it. As a man, you see such and can't resist the urge to heave, "I can improve in a