YOU ARE TOO DRUNK
You're excessively inebriated, making it impossible to take the metro home… .. You ought to simply stay over. (as you guiltlessly shroud his wallet so he can't snatch a taxi either. No I've never done this. I swear)
I AM AFRAID
I feel truly uncomfortable strolling home independent from anyone else. Walk me home, please?
I LOVE YOU
I am profoundly infatuated with you, and trusting we will accommodate in the radiance of this s3xual experience
I NO LONGER LOVE YOU
I'm absolutely over you now, so its totally fine on the off chance that we have s3x
LET’S CUDDLE
Come over and we'll simply snuggle. Grown-ups can simply nestle and it won't go any fur