I don't care for pulling the trigger on ladies. Rather, I favor making a gesture of blowing them kisses. Then again, Anne Muiruri as of late hit men unsportsmanlike, blaming them for negative behavior patterns that irritate ladies. Also, as a man who knows which side of his bread is buttered, I'm giving back where its due — with regards to my jeopardized species.
For one thing, ladies with poor acquiring society. When you loan them a thing, it takes consolidated mediation of Recce Squad, Interpol and worldwide situating satellite (GPS) gadget to track it down. It takes a yelling match for such sorts to pay an obligation. They lose your signed, gift book and go like, "Aki woiye! I'm extremely sad". Sorry ni wewe! Pay up!
At that point there're those you take to a live show, and without an ounce of disgrace, begin yelling the name of the celeb in front of an audience, communicating undying affection for him while — get this — solidly roosted on your shoulders. What cheek! On the other hand, you pay her entrance expense to an overrated spectacle, just for her to vanish and continue showing up, requesting a beverage. Parasites!
Group whiners and tattles. They are continually griping and conniving anyone as well as their supposed 'closest companions forever' (BFFs). When you see three of them laughing together, you would believe they're best of mates. Be that as it may, hold up until one is away. You require enormous self control to stifle yawns when listening to such whiners. Go ahead Miss Envious. Quit scoffing at cuter ladies and those dressed superior to anything you. Will you?
Young ladies, in this hard financial times, no man needs you to appear for a date with a ravenous, parched group. It's such characters who, in spite of being weaned on neighborhood brew brands, requests costly, remote beverages — in light of the fact that the man said 'don't hesitate to request anything you need'.
They mishandle men's liberality and request for sustenance that cost far too much, which, annoyingly, they toy with — and just eat the serving of mixed greens. These gathering poopers float around like birds of prey, making it troublesome for the man to apportion the immeasurably imperative nectar covered verses to his object of craving.
Great Ruler, Miss Freebies, didn't your mom show you men abhor destitute ladies?! This lady likes free things. Free tickets, free beverages, free rides. Free! Free! Free! You would be overlooked for considering "Free" is her center name in light of the fact that in the event that you yelled "free" when she's inside of earshot, odds are she will look over. Young ladies, listen and listen great. Free things dependably frequent. Spend your money. That, all things considered, is the thing that correspondence — which you generally yell about from housetops — is about. There's no such thing as a free lunch.
At that point we have irritating sorts who interfere with games. Your Munititions stockpile FC is trailing Manchester United. Furthermore, exactly when you're holding your breath over an objective mouth scuffle, the shenzi lady jabs you in the ribs and shouts, "Awww... that Manchester man is so adorable". Additionally, enough of the sweeping judgment of men. Because one undermined you, don't call all men canines. There are numerous pleasant folks out there, simply don't request that me where discover them. Go figure!
Women, playing hard to get is so out of vogue. Men have no opportunity to decipher those blended signs. It's either a "yes" or "no" — right now. To wrap things up, women, must you duplicate dress? Right now, every lady in Nairobi claims this wrap like skirt with high contrast stripes.
Is that Kenya's new national dress? I more likely than not missed the reminder. Others demand putting on miniskirts notwithstanding when it's reasonable Mary Quant didn't have them personality a top priority while imagining it. As a man, you see such and can't resist the urge to pant, "I can improve in a